“Taypack Potatoes” – that’s what it says On the trucks that go rolling by; Tho’ one visits Asda and Tesco and such Not one does one ever espy! Does one boil them or roast them Or can one make “chips”? Does one peel them or scrub them And pick out the black bits? So… One buys them from Egypt and even from Spain Which seems so sad to relate; What ever’s happened to those from Tayside? ONE WOULD LOVE ONE TO TASTE ON ONES PLATE!