When I was young and fair of face, He sent Shimmering Silk and cool Black Lace Then when the years went on and on He sent Thermal vests and warm long-johns. Now that we’ve reached four-score (and more!) With aches and pains never felt before! He sent… (No! Not even Thermals nor lace of black) But an ergonomic Pillow and a “Belt” for my back!